But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest! ones at the back that are killed first. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.Īnd saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them! Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
When they Wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel ashamed. It is not only wine, but beer, whiskey and any liquor which is good for mankind. There is some sort of scientific evidence that drinking a glass of Red Wine is good for the heart.
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